The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.
"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"
And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.
if you have not seen this PLEASE do now
Nobody survives fighting Wario
Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.
In 2011, former McGruff the Crime Dog actor John R. Morales was arrested in Galveston, Texas after a drug-sniffing dog detected pot when he was pulled over for speeding. Police searched his car and found diagrams for two indoor marijuana grow operations and marijuana seeds. When they raided Morales’ home, the police seized 1,000 marijuana plants and 9,000 rounds of ammunition for an assortment of 27 weapons, including a grenade launcher.
apparently, McGruff sniffed out too much of the crime
carlos is seriously way too nice
if it was my wedding and people were crashing it, i don’t care how nice i am, i would be fucking pissed and not give anyone the satisfaction of being there
it’s his day, not yours
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow