lucithor:

Bucky interrupting awkward silences with “man, I would give my left arm for a burger right now” and everybody freezes for a second until Steve lets out a really ugly snort and just starts pissing himself laughing







aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly



trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK



zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me



georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 



suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly



dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness



mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”



itsmemacleod:

some of you just need to learn image



icy-brunette:

legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf